Oh those crazy British
Going out for the day, but I leave you with this. Guess what they mean! (will post answers later)
First some jokes...
1. W: I'm from Wales and I have A pigs and B sheep.
S: Well, I'm from Scotland and I have X pigs and Y sheep [where X>A and Y>B].
E: Well, I'm from Pickering.
2. What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Now some vocabulary...
1. Removals/Removing service
2. Washing up liquid
First one with correct answers wins!
First some jokes...
1. W: I'm from Wales and I have A pigs and B sheep.
S: Well, I'm from Scotland and I have X pigs and Y sheep [where X>A and Y>B].
E: Well, I'm from Pickering.
2. What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Now some vocabulary...
1. Removals/Removing service
2. Washing up liquid
First one with correct answers wins!
posted by Bibhatsu at 18:51
2 Comments:
A. You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!
1. movers
2. dish soap
the first joke got a groan out of me. more along the lines of BOOO HISSSSS GET OFF THE STAGE!
I should've known it would be *you*, Fuji.
The end of the Pickering joke is "and I have a huge ====."
And one more BOOO HISSSSS that I learned today:
Q. What do you call two robbers?
A. A pair of knickers.
[This is (debatably) funny because "to nick" is to steal, and "knickers" are ladies' undies.]
And your prize is.......
A floor to sleep on when you come visit me in Tokyo! ^_^
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